What makes my milking table so special?
It’s designed for comfort, relaxation, and a full-body experience unlike a traditional massage table.
My custom milking table was designed to make the whole experience feel more comfortable, more freeing, and more relaxing. I wanted to create a unique experience that feels simple and just a little adventurous.
It allows the body to fully let go while I guide you through warm oils, full body touch, and plenty of unhurried time to simply switch off and enjoy.
My clients often tell me it feels unlike anything they’ve experienced before.
Check out my reviews to hear from my clients in their own words.
Ready to book?
Step 1 — Reach out. Fill out the contact form here with your desired date, time, duration, and tier of interest.
Step 2 — Verification. For our mutual comfort, all new guests are verified before I confirm. Please choose one of the following:
LinkedIn profile
Two references from other established providers
Photo of your government-issued ID (block out address or senstive details)
Returning guests are exempt. Just include your name when you reach out.
Step 3 — Reservation. Once verified, your time is held with a $50 deposit via Venmo, Cash App, Paypal, Amazon Gift Card, or Apple Pay. Deposits are applied toward your session and confirm your booking.
Step 4 — Session. Arrive, relax, and get milked 🐄